| Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film. |
| I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. |
| WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. |
| Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me," |
| Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. |
| If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you. |
| Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. |
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